standcloser-getnervous:

The number was blocked and it was clearly someone trying to be professional. They, a male voice, asked to speak to “Miss Chelsea” and said that there was a package to be delivered tomorrow. Apparently there was an attempted delivery this past week, so I said sometime between 2-5. Then I asked what kind of package it was and they stifled a giggle and said “It’s a very nice surprise, I can tell you that,” I’m sufficiently creeped out.

I NEED SOMEONE TO STOP BEING A SKEEZE BALL.

a “very nice surprise”? no. no. 

This surprise is not from me…so whoever is behind this I need them to stop being such a creep ass and BACK THE FUCK UP.

kay thanks.

crazy girlfriendness over.